fourcolouredstripes asked: Hey D, so massive crush on the local (secret imn) barista. always too busy to chat but he moves my coffee order to the front of the queue and winks when it's ready. thinking of handing him my number with the msg you are good and lovely. you have the ability. pls respond. what think?
just pretend to like some horrible band like Devin Townsend or Periphery and he will propose to you on the spot. it’s that fucking easy (srs)