Stuff You Will Hate

Anonymous asked: d, someone I have known for years keeps ranting on Facebook against gay marriage and it saddens me bc she's an old friend and I am gay. She sent me sites that can apparently help make me not be a filthy homo no more and this has actually really angered/hurt me. I want to delete and block her from everything and never speak to her again but also feel kind of bad for doing it for some reason. However, this is one of those "removing toxic ppl from ur life" situations, isn't it? :(

Yeah— delete and block that dipshit. I mean, wtf would you have to gain by keeping this idiot in your life??

thebionicvapourboy said: love is being able to fart in front of your girl

no, love is not being a complete fucking slob in front of your girl because you take her for granted

Anonymous asked: lol what do you think about conspiracies like illuminati and rothschild family.... reptilian aliens 9/11 coverup.. jews control the world etc

well i mean obv the one about the jews is true. the rest of them idk but probably they are too.

Anonymous asked: what is the policy of farting around girls? when is it acceptable/unacceptable

why in the goddamn fuck would you ever fart around a girl ever for any reason what’s wrong with you. manners, how do they work?

Anonymous asked: What if one of really really good friends who is in a relationship with one of your other friends keeps asking you to hang out one on one? Not as anything romantic, just 2 kick it. But I know it still sounds wrong.

Yeah, not a good idea. Don’t be dramatic about it and say “WE CANT HANG OUT!!” because that will make it weird, just be flakey— like “yeah sounds good, I’ll hit you up when I’m done with [imaginary thing you said you have to do earlier that day]” then never hit them up.