Dear sarge, the other night i was moping around at the bar, when some band slut looking girl came up to me asking me why i was sad. I was all ~im not sad leave me alone band slut wahhhh. She was like "OK, just know that you are good and lovely, and you have the ability" and walked away. i was like :O must stab guts. Then I got really drunk and asked her if she was a tumblrslut. she was like pfft no, are you a metalfag? and I was like pfft no. and i think im in love. thank you sarge d.
heartwarming
