Anonymous asked: D, wat is the best place to find bishes wit daddy issues?
Anonymous asked: mainstream girls are more likely to be whiny, narcissistic and sociopaths. not sure if want/10
Anonymous asked: D, I'm branching out and trying out some pop punk. Wat are the essential albums for a noob?
chinchie: do you ever really like talking to somebody a lot but youre really worried they are annoyed by you or only reply to humour you and they probably hate you or something and you try not to talk to them but you do anyway gpoy
Anonymous asked: wanna go to mayhem fest with me? we can voice our excessively strong opinions then make later rub dicks?
Anonymous asked: do you remember how much you sold your mitb/crossed out split for? i wanted to buy one but they're going for like $50!
electripants: butts-the-cat: “the new pokémon designs are so dumb gen one has the only good designs” Gen I had a Pokémon whose forehead is a flaming ass.
Anonymous asked: But is it k if hes just one of my smashes and he double dips? I suppose I'm playing dat bro.
Anonymous asked: i'm going to work at a bar that has metal nights, and i'm trying to organise a slam metal night and i'm going to call it "nation of i-slam" wat you think?
Anonymous asked: "under 10 ius per day" what does ius mean? PS: your ideas are basically making me a functional member of society.
Anonymous asked: Dillinger Escapes Pussy: Wat think?
Anonymous asked: havent heard any of the latest podcast because of work and things, but keep up the good work. Been reading since MI days and still love it. Did you do any writing before MI?
Anonymous asked: so basically, what i've deduced from your answers is that ~90% of men in their 30s with muscle definition are taking some kind of celltech ... is that true? (srs)
Anonymous asked: D, dos good production decrease the value of dem slamz? (via Abominable Putridity)
Anonymous asked: I've always been mildly interested in growth hormones, do you notice any wack side effects? how regularly do you take them?
saddrunkgirl96: nothing says I love you like a blowjob except piitb
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demcats: Tumblr fame is just around the corner! did you MAKE that??? sorry, i should have credited you!
Anonymous asked: i gotta say, i think i've become a more positive person to be around since i stopped listening to bad black metal and gave hardcore/scenecore a shot. just feel happier in general and i'm actually trying to improve my body now. you should seriously write that self help book cause i know i'm not the only dude you helped. u have the ability
Anonymous asked: how is slam not metal?
Anonymous asked: Hey D. Recently watched AMC's the killing. As a seattle born man, would you say that it accurately transcribes tha atmosphere of the city and its surrounding?s If so, i wanna fuckin live there... piss ring tones.
Anonymous asked: can you explain the traits of the mainstream girls you so highly recommend?
Anonymous asked: why do people listen to slam?
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vashxthexstampede: xjackvx: kimmiexvx: eva-unitxvx: rebexvx: His shirt was off, per usual. His chest glistened with sweat, evidence of a good 20-minutes-worth of being truly hardcore. He reeked of punk rock and repressed anger. He stared at me with the intensity of…
tumblelikearock asked: Yo Sarge, love the blog. Just thought I'd say thanks for helping me shed a lot of my internet metal nerd tendencies and making me more comfortable with my love of Motion City Soundtrack and slam death metal. Keep writing great stuff!
abraha asked: but for like a 135 pound 5'8 guy, never used celltek, would you recommend the anavar