June 2012
Anonymous asked: Did you see the butthurt exchange on Twitter between Chris Barnes and Lambgoat?
contentsofanamericanhistoryclass asked: Just realized that You're not a Christian did a cover of Boom by P.O.D. Srsly dying right now. Has you seen it?
Anonymous asked: I just saw that you don't like dropkick murphy's fans, feels bad man i thought you would like me and be my bro,. i like their songs when they drop all pretence of being a punk band and play nice, slow tunes that my grandad likes,
Anonymous asked: serious inquiry: i'm a girl, i'm not fat but i've got some curves on me [read; DAT ASS as complimented multiple times]. in regards to guys, i've never been one for juiceheads. i'm a sucker for those pop punk bros, like the "bear" type body build, you know? not fat, just bigger dudes. am i weird for not like muscly/skinny dudes? plz respond :(
Anonymous asked: do you make fun of bigman for being so into skramz or is it kind of like a big brother all knowing chuckle cause he'll learn one day
May 2012
Anonymous asked: Just saw Skyrim: Dawnguard trailer, fucking stoked. How bout u brah?
Anonymous asked: despite your usual "no hatin" policy, are there some bands that one truly must be a complete douchebaggy fuckwad to non-ironically enjoy?
vorchata asked: Sarge, I just got back from Thailand. Do know of anything that makes international flights suck less?
Anonymous asked: i have just realized that my personality is so diverse that i will never find a girl who shares both my love of srs conversation bout shit that most people find boring as fuck (politics lawl) and my love of doing crazy shit that could possibly resulted in getting fucked by teh authorities. i realize that an overly serious girl is boring, but a girl who only wants to do crazy shit is no good...
Anonymous asked: I had a roommate in college who flipped out on me once because I called her fiance her boyfriend. "He's not my boyfriend, he's my FIANCE!!!" She was annoying and weird and they broke up a few months later.
Anonymous asked: F marry kill: Kelly Osborne, singer of kittie, courtney love
imgaybriel asked: I FELL ASLEEP WITH THE LIIIIGHTS OOOON
Anonymous asked: am i a terrible person if i am actively helping my bro4lief steal an insanely hot yet wifeable bish from her clueless beta of a boyfriend? (srs)
foreverstreetmetalbitchwitch:
Why do girls make updates/statuses/blog posts about how much they get hit on or their butts get grabbed… Whatever. Why are you keeping count? Is it really that flattering? Do you have to remind the internet of how mucch everyone else likes you? Sheesh
i think u answered your own question brah
Anonymous asked: What do you think about insecure people with beta tendencies who ask you questions like "If I do X can I still be Y?" desperately hoping for you to say "Of course!!", since you're always right and are the ultimate voice of truth, and never exaggerate for comedic purposes?
trash-b0at asked: Bored in computer class what should I look up
theparmesans asked: Mirin' the Godsmack ads on your site. You ever gonna do a post on John Feldman's sick production values??
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about Botch? You like any of their stuff?
Anonymous asked: Just reading up on your husbandable post. Can you be both a normal guy and a manchild AKA having your own, clean place, ability to cook/take care of yourself but going to m3tal shows, watching WWF and playing XBOX?
Anonymous asked: Should the "You're Getting Old" episodes of South Park be required watching for people trying to understand SYWH? It's perfect for the site really, Stan becomes a cynical asshole and thinks everything is shit and he loses all of his friends for being a negative butthole.
Anonymous asked: What do you think of Hunter Moore?
grammarxcore asked: Pretty random christcore question: were you ever into Sinai Beach? Those dudes were a fucking brutal band back in the day, started as teenagers, had shitty success on Facedown, signed to Victory and just disappeared. I ask because I know they were in some Cali area and a couple of the dudes started skate shops or some shit. Just curious about your opinion, if any, no pressure on the metal aspect....
Anonymous asked: Thinking about moving to Vancouver, BC. thoughts about the city?
thepliablefoe asked: Do you still follow any local hardcore scenes?
progmatic asked: Hey Sarge, I've been enjoying the female advice questions you've been answering the past few days. Could you provide some links to the female advice columns you've done over the years at SYWH?
Anonymous asked: Thoughts on bandanas?Too ridiculous to wear dem in 2012? Care about hanky codes?
Anonymous asked: Sarge you should get Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and George Washington on future podcasts. Can you imagine asking George Washington if he can do the dougie? So amaze.
Anonymous asked: Thoughts on KARP?
Anonymous asked: Im in love with my best friend. She loves me but is in love with her ex. I feel like shes using me to make him upset. Wutdo that ends with me marrying her vagina and my penis?
grammarxcore asked: An awesome podcast, imo, would be Dave Astor. He's one of my heroes, having successfully made the transition from the incredibly pretentious and polarized DIY scene over to slam, signed to Victory, no less. As far as musicians that embody the SYWH music mentality, he's my favorite. I'd do hella research and prep for you if you're interested and can get him.
Anonymous asked: Speaking of podcasts, I dunno if this has come up before, but wouldn't a Scott Vogel one be pretty goddamn hilarious? And are you considering it?
the-grubermeister-deactivated20 asked: Any possibility you could get James Dewees on the podcast?
Anonymous asked: D, what you think about Indiana??
steezmessiah asked: Hey D, I'm looking 4 sum hella ignorant deathcore that my djentbros and srs deathcore friends will hate. Whaddya got for me? Already bumping That's Outrageous! since last year it made my bro hella many buttmads. pls respond your biggest fan
Anonymous asked: d, i have a question similar to the metalcore one. i like to play da skramz (srs) and it's become totally generic and ghey (more so than before). but im really really really good at it and have made extremely sick songs that nobody will ever hear because i can't find people to play skramz with. i forgot what my point was, but it was something about some kind of decision i should make. NO...
