What would be your advice on getting into working out? It seems pretty intimidating and confusing
Read mens health (srs). Its great info for beginners
February 2012
When did you decide to become Oprah?
When i looked in the mirror and saw an obese, middle aged black woman
January 2012
D, whenever my friend gives me rides he's always playing horrible post-hardcore bands and saying stuff like "this is the fuckin' jam" and "this is the sickest drummer." Being a good bro, I shut my mouth or just say "ah, not my thing, man" but he does this every time I'm in his car. To give u an idea of how bad this is, according to him, "Botch is the sickest band ever." He's an otherwise chill guy but it's a problem. What do?
People who force their excessively strong, unsolicited opinions about music on you = worse than nazi sympathizers (srs)
what do u think of legendary butthurt oldfag comedians like George Carlin?
Horribly unfunny, almost without exception. Unbearable.
Sarge, you should design a meme with "working class blokes" I think it could be funny. I would do it but I am not very funny. Yours truely a brick layer.
I prefer to just make fun of poor ppl, that kind of covers all the bases
Why do azns love clothing with prominent logos??
Unfunny, but srs answer: i believe it is because their collectivist culture highly values symbols of group identity (especially those that also suggest western culture)
mirin' that Dan Gable reference dude.
Hawkeye wrestling ftw
Sarge the fact that you seem to be into Gehenna and ringworm but not integrity makes it seem like you might have had some personal run in with them/dwid?
Yes
Wat do you think of Behemoth, sarge??
Idk i dont really listen to metal
SUP BRO!!! Diaz or Condit?? also, what's your favourite grappler?? not in mma, in general I mean
I dont really follow sport bjj but i always like jacare because hes more athletic than most, and of course marcelo garcia for his flawless technique. I like folkstyle and freestyle wrestling too but i dont follow them closely.
Were you ever friends with Billy Nocera or Steve Eggs? Just curious, because you've mentioned your love for noisecore a couple of times and the fact that you lived in Ohio.
Only knew jim konya (from 213/nunslaughter/minch)
I must know your answer to this great debate: TITS OR ASS?!
DAT ASS (no care about tits at all, srs)
hey sarge! i'm trying to find out what the fuck is the holy terror, is some kind of label? some kind of gang? could you explain to me? (sorry my bad english)
That was what they called all the bands like Integrity in the 90s (Gehenna, Ringworm, etc)
dawg did you ever see Indian Summer live? I'm 19 years old and I would be so jeal if you did omg
Im not sure, seems likely tho!
Hey Serge, still waiting for your article on Dwid and Integrity.
I dont think im going to do one. It would just come off as butthurt shit talking. Ironically my feelings on integrity are summed up by the lyrics to their song “no one”
What's your opinion on 7 Angels 7 Plagues?
Never liked them zzzzz
Would stab Emma Stone's guts? If yes, are you mad that she's sort of hipster trash now?
I dont stab firecrotches
How come black people dont like metal and hardcore as much as hispanic and asian people?
Why do they like kool aid so much? Why do they hate water? Why do azns love clothing with prominent logos?? The world may never know.
RE: GET RIPPED OR DIE MIRIN #gpoy 1/28/12 The contrast between your arm and palm looks like the bottom of a black person's foot. RAHOWA you filthy mud!
I AM black, you racist fuck!!
remember when drake was just the neighborhood paraplegic
5t4s
Can you do a PSA on how the following things are no longer zany/quirky/funny? Zombies, bacon, and making fun of hipsters. The later is still acceptable to do, because it performs a useful public service, it just isn't "clever" anymore. Kthx!
working on it— all of those things = raeg/10!
whats your work out routine lookin like?
curl in the sqwat rack
You seem to get a fair amout of hate on the web (i tho effin admire you and will carry on your spirit in europe) and even though you don't mention your real name or show the readers your face, information still goes around. So the point is, any conflicts or bad words irl 'cause of the stuff in the internet?
no, thank god— and I try very hard not to cause IRL problems for anybody, because I just like making jokes. I would never want to cause any IRL drama for anyone.
how do u feel about that fggt from trash talk reppin kerse?
Maybe they were friends, i dont know? I didnt know kerse, he was just a friend of friends
I'm fucking bored, link me to some tumblrs full of hot sluts
